Las Famosas Traducciones...

Aquí les van mis famosísimas clases de Inglés en Español...

para que aprendan algo...

• BOY AS -N - R (Voy a cenar: I'm gonna have dinner
• N - L - C - JOHN (En el sillón):On the armchair
• BE A HOPE AND SON (Viejo panzón):Fat old man
• THIS - S - POOR AS STUNT AIR - E - US (Dices puras tonterías): You're saying dumb things
• S - TOY TREE STONE (Estoy tristón):I'm kinda sad
• LOST TRAP EAT TOSS (Los trapitos): The little rags
• A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG (Aquí hay pura grilla): There's only politics around here
• DESK CAN SAW (Descansa): (You) rest
• AS SAY TOON AS (Aceitunas):Olives
• CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE (Celaya, Guanajuato):Celaya, Guanajuato (a city in central Mexico)
• BE A HAS - R - WHEN THERE US (Viejas argüenderas):Arguing old hags
• COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS (Cómete los aguacates)
• Eat the avocadoes
• THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE (Deje de estar molestando): Stop bugging me
• KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS (Quítate los huaraches):Take off your sandals
• BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US (Bola de payasadas):Silly stuff
• TABOO - N - O ('ta bueno):It's OK
• A KEY'S TATOO ONE C'M ON EIGHT (Aquí está tu Juan Camaney):Your "macho" lover is here
• PASS A LASS SHELL ASS (Pasa las chelas):Pass the beer
• S - TOY SO LAP ASS (Estoy solapas):I'm alone
• PASS A LASS ALL SAW (Pasa la salsa):Pass the sauce
• COME - S - LOSS TACK EAT TOSS (Comes los taquitos):You eat the little tacos
• EYE HALL IS CONE - O - TEAR A HESS (Ay Jalisco no te rajes):Jalisco don't surrender (famous mexican saying)
• L - GATT - E - TOW (El gatito):The kitten
• WELL - S - A SOAP - O (Hueles a sopo):You smell like sweat
• A PEST ASS ALL COLE (Apestas a alcohol):You stink like alcohol
• TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL - E - AN OZ (Tengo zapatos italianos):I have italian shoes
• BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR - O (Bigotes de ranchero):Farmer's moustache
• S - TAZ - B - N - GORE DOUGH (Estás bien gordo):You are very fat
• TELL - O - PRO MET - O (Te lo prometo):I promise you
• DOES TACK EAT TOSS - E - FREE HALL - S (Dos taquitos y frijoles):Two little tacos and beans
• WEB US COME HAM ON (Huevos con jamón):Eggs with ham
• WEB US COME TOSS SEE NO (Huevos con tocino):Eggs with bacon
• WEB US TEA BE US (Huevos tibios):Lukewarm eggs
• WEB US COME SHORE IS SO (Huevos con chorizo):Eggs with sausage
• WEB BE TOES COME FREE HALL LIT TOES (Huevitos con frijolitos):Little egs with little beans
• DOES STACK KIT TOES DOOR ADD IT TOES THE PAUL JOE (Dos taquitos doraditos de pollo):Two little chicken fried tacos
• DOES STACK KIT TOES THE CAR NEAT AS (Dos taquitos de carnitas):Two pork little tacos
• COME CHILL LEAP TOES HALL UP PEN JOE'S (Con chilitos jalapeños):With jalapeño red hot chili pepper
• COME CHILL LACK KILL LESS (Con chilaquiles):With peppered corn tortilla bits
• E - FREE HALL LIT TOES (Y frijolitos):...and little beans
• TRAIN US ON SIX THE SHELL AS (Traenos un six de chelas):Bring us a beer six pack
• KISS SEA RAM MOST DOES TEA KILL AS (Quisiéramos dos tequilas):We'd like two tequilas
• SEE GARY TOE? (¿Cigarrito?):Would you like a cigarrete
• MUCH AS GRASS SEA AS (Muchas gracias):Thank you very much
• LOW ASS - M - OZ - N - TWO QUART TOE? (¿Lo hacemos en tu cuarto?):Shall we make it in your room?
• L - WHO GO RAN - C - O (El jugo rancio):The rotten juice
• SEE EYE (Sí hay):Yes, we have
• T - N - S - FREE - O? (¿Tienes frío?):Are you cold?
• S - TOY AS TALL A MAD RE (Estoy hasta la madre):I'm fed up
• S - TAZ PEN THE HO (Estás pendejo):You are an ass hole
• FREE HOLE IT TOES CAN CHILL IT TOE (Frijolitos con chilito):Beans with chili pepper
• CHEEK -E- JUICE (Chiquillos):Boys
• CHEEK -E- JAZZ (Chiquillas):Girls
• A PAN -E- CAR SAY (Apanicarse):Be afraid because a perceived economic recession
• MERRY KIT A (Mariquita):Gay - Cry-baby
• CHAP ARROW (Chaparro):Shorty